Thuggery & Bastard Debt Collection Agency (98)

Bids are requested for this once proud political party that has been recovered from the hands of a bunch of incompetent morons who thought they could avoid their repayments by remaining as perfectly anonymous as is humanly possible.

Unfortunately missing it’s original ‘policies’ which have been replaced by some borrowed from a collection of other parties, this menagerie of political dinosaurs and bigoted stereotypes will serve as a powerful reminder of how fucked up our parents were when they voted them in for 18 CONSECUTIVE FUCKING YEARS FOR FUCKS’S SAKE!!! between 1979 and 1997.

This is an ideal opportunity to own a piece of British History that has been owned by the likes of John Major, William Hague and Margaret Thatcher. We can reassure potential bidders that it has been entirely fumigated, de-loused and thoroughly soaked in detergent since then though.

Reserve bid: Charles Kennedy (who?)

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