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	The Milka Cow
	Item # 17758827795

Celebrity Items, Personal

Current Price	£4999	First bid	£4000.00
Quantity	1	Number of bids	184
Time left	2 days, 3 hours, 36 mins	Location	Austria

Seller (Rating)	milkyboy (81)

Description

Borrowed from the Austrian moutains is the Milka cow. We have imported this item into the UK for you. This cow launched a 1000 chocolate bars, and could possibly be the new face of Rimmel, or Maybeline.

Likes being milked twice a day, new owner must feed with purple grass if they wish for it to maintain its colour.

Free cowbell and short dungerees.

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