| C*nt
- Comedy Swearing Photo Holders! |
Simply
slide your fave persons photo in between the c*nt,
the dolphin and the shiny blue-stoned flower. And
enjoy this fantastic item for many many years.
A
random girl we stopped on the highstreet, thought
that the c*nt design "is perfect for anyone that
likes beautiful things in their home". (But she
was a bit thick and didn't see the words C*NT and
was only looking at the flower and dolphin). |
C*NT
ornament
£5.00
(inc delivery) |
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I'd arranged the transaction for 100 of these:
to meet the chinese illegal immigrant who I
sourced these off. He'd been very busy all week making
them. I'd wrote down instructions of what words I wanted
created, as he didn't speak english. I was 15 minutes
late for our 1 o'clock rendez-vous in the city centre.
I arrived to find that he had laid them all out neatly,
and proudly in front of M&S and a whole bunch of
old grannies were looking at them commenting on the
lovely dolphins. the chineese guy hadn't realised that
they were swear words. Nor had none of the grannies
realised that they were swear words. Lucky for him else
he'd be on the first boat back to China. Nice guy, wouldn't
want that to happen to him. |
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Delivery
Limitations
All
items can currently only be delivered within UK.
Delivery
Aim
All items to be delivered within 7 working days. We will contact you if an item
becomes out of stock.
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