Dear Jimmy Saville

I have always wondered what it would like to be a guy for the day? Can you fix it for me to have the body of male for a day?

Some of the things that I would do include:
*masturbate 6 times during the day
*piss on the street, standing up
*sit on a public bus with my legs really wide apart

I think this request would also look very good on television, either Sky or channel 4, I have also had previous acting experience with the weston-supermare youth theatre when I was younger, so I can perform to the camera.

I really hope you can fullfill my dream.

Love
Clare Penberthy

from Weston-supermare, Aged 26 xxx

Dear Jim

You may remember when I was little I wrote to you about fulfiled my lifelong (of 7 years) dream to go skydiving with the royal marines.

I now currently reside in Pen Street rehabilitation centre, in Dudley. Where the staff are friendly, but dont seem to want me to allow me to attempt to fly. The thing is I really can fly if only they would let me have a bedroom on a higher floor I could show them.

it's not that I am blaming you, for not letting me fulfil my dream, but maybe if I had sky-dived with the royal marines, I would be a captain of the SAS now, and be performing daring raids on middle eastern countries.

So can you fix it for me to get out of the centre for a day? then I could show you and the world that I can actually fly

yours, Chris Harper, aged 36 from Dudley

Dear Jim

When I was young I wrote to you, and apart from the cost of a postage stamp, it was a cheap way of dreaming about my own future.

Now my kids (james aged 8 & chloe aged 12) spend their pocket money on National lottery scratch cards, rather than write compositions espousing their dreams. I believe that this is intrisically bad, not only does it cost considerably more, it also encourages them to be lazy, and just dream "I want to be a millionaire" rather wish for specific life enhancing events.

So I was wondering if you could fix it for you to bring back Jim'll Fix it? And save our nation of children, and the future of mankind.

Thanks
Louise Threpleton
Luton, Aged 34

Dear Jim'll Fix it

Can you fix it for me for to have a threesome with the blonde girl from the flower shop on Smith st, and the brunette kinky boot wearing babe from the video shop on Sufflolk Street. ?

The brunette girl I think is called Sally, when I rented a trio of Chuck Norris films on friday she smiled at me, I think I could probably date her anyway, but not sure whether she would want a threesome. The blonde girl hasnt really noticed me, I mean I see her everyday, I make sure that I look in through the window on the way to the tube, but she always has something to do and runs off to the back room whenever I press my face against the glass.


I hope that you can fix it, that would be great.

Your sincerely Ian Simpson
Hammersmith London, Aged 19

Dear Jim

Can you please fix my video, then I will be able to watch my back catalogue of Jim'll Fix it videos.

I hope that you can make my dream a reality

Lynda Timpson
Aged 36, Fife.

Dear Jim,

Please can you fix it for me to have kids? Last year I was
dropping heavy objects onto cars from an old highway overpass. Whilst dragging a hunk of concrete, using the protuding steel rods as handles, I lifted it onto the low construction fence above the fast lane below. When
the next car appeared I rolled the concrete over the brink, unaware of the sharp metal rod close to my private parts. The rod pierced my jeans and hooked in my flesh as the boulder began to fall. I grabbed the handrail and the rod tore my jeans and part of my scrotum away. Then my hands slipped and I fell to the roadway. The car avoided me but the block caught in its bumper and dragged me and the boulder 90 feet. Doctors managed to save quite a bit of me, but an infection caused by the rusty wound resulted in
the loss of my private parts.

Thanks in advance for your help,

D Fox

Dear Jim

I was very sad for several years.

However, my sadness changed one day while browsing the internet I came across an article about you telling of your wonderful ability to make near-impossible things happen to needy folk, which immediately aroused my 'interest'. On seeing your marvellous silver mane, and your arsenal of sturdy tobacco truncheons in the accompanying picture I knew that you were the man to satisfy my needs. I know that you are a dashing and charitable man, so dear Jim, Jimmy, darling, please could you give me the thorough fixing that I have been yearning for?

Monia L, Washington D.C.

Dear Jim

can u fix it for me to bring elvis back from the dead? i would be extremmely gratefull. yours gratfully

michael, From Ian Paisley, aged 17

dear jim

can you fix it for me to have a day out in HENRY LLOYD shops as i am sailing crazy. I love the smell of the clothes especially the sowester jackets they produce. I have always been mad for salty things. please please please help me with this problem all my love jim!!

thanks, paul jackson, aged 19 going on 30, london

dear jim

can you fix it for me to have a date with a girl as I am a shy young batchelor with spots around my chin. i would love to go out with lorraine chase as I am always being ribbed by my colleagues at work. please please please help me with this problem all my love jim!!
thanks, mark thorpe, aged 37 3/4, london

Dear Jim

My best friend Christine has pretended that she got a jim'll fix it badge when she was 10 from your program. She casually mentioned to her coleuges that she had sung "i'd like to fill the world with love" with the new seekers. She then went on to further fabrication concening a GOLD blue peter badge gained for going up in a hot air baloon. Naturally the other workers want now to see the badges first hand. Please can you fix it for them to be sent before monday. Loved the show.
thanks,

Alison, aged 25, Machester

Your letter was only the start of it, one letter and now you're a part of it,
Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you.

There must be something that you always want to do, the one thing that you always wanted to,

Now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you

Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou.

























Your letter was only the start of it, one letter and now you're a part of it,
Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you.

There must be something that you always want to do, the one thing that you always wanted to,

Now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you

Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou.

Your letter was only the start of it, one letter and now you're a part of it,
Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you.

There must be something that you always want to do, the one thing that you always wanted to,

Now you've done it, Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you

Jim has fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou.