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round Mr Nice Guy Pat Sharp, left Fun House, the world of kids
television to move out the limelight and become president of Mullets
International. At 31 Pat was the youngest ever person to become
president of this acclaimed pressure group, dedicated to promoting
the Mullet in all walks of life accross the globe. Pat latest
PR scoop involves getting several celebrities involved "We
have several major football players, who are currently growing
Mullets all for our winter mullet drive, its going to be big".
Pat declined whether to confirm whether David Beckham was on board.
Pat, not resting
on his laurels, has also opened a chain of Merkin Stylists in
the Middle East, where women who, due to religous constraints
cannot display hair styles in public have really gone in for pubic
styling. "We are opeining pubic stylists in Bagdad, Aslamasbad
and throughout the far east, women in the Middle East love to
express themselves. The Mirkin Mullet is a great expression of
female identity". |
Pat outside
his organisations HQ
Pat with one of the
many happy Mullet Mirkin customers.
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